Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Idol Sins




Chris Dorner had three options. He could either be dead (SPOILER: He chose this one), he could have been caught and awaiting trial or he could still be running from the police. In other words, Chris Dorner could either have become a martyr, or he could be waiting to step into a spotlight before an LA County judge before fading into the anonymity of a jail cell or he could have simply continued to groom his enshrouding legend.

Dorner was a spectacle already, well before cops cornered him in a hunting lodge in the California mountains. Depending on how LAPD killed him – let’s say a report comes out that he was unarmed, shot in the back or they accidentally shot someone else’s truck forty-seven times before a stray bullet hit the fleeing fugitive - Dorner could have become a bigger spectacle, maybe even a Rodney King-esque hero for the oppressed populations of Los Angeles and/or all of America. If the LAPD had somehow slapped cuffs over Dorner’s wrists while blood is still flowing through them, he could have become a bigger spectacle, but one contained to the level of a Charles Manson: psychotic and rambling, asserting his righteousness over the laughter of an increasingly jaded audience. If that’s the case, someone ought to warn Dorner from getting any forehead tattoos.

But let’s say he’d have kept running, and many certainly seemed to have wanted that. Let’s say he manages to bust through the ring of cops sieging his makeshift mountain fortress and steals a horse from the nearby corral. What happens if the ex-cop gallops off into the sunset (This wouldn’t happen, as Dorner would probably head south towards Mexico and the sun sets in the west)? Would people have managed to turn his story into some kind of Robin Hood revival?

I am, unfortunately, inclined to say that the rambling murderer might have become a corruption-fighting hero for the little guy/common man. Days ago, he already had a significant number of online fans. It would have been easy, for these people at least, to make Dorner out to be Robin Hood, fighting the evil of King John and his corrupt henchmen, in this case the Los Angeles Police Department. Arnold Schwarzenegger would obviously be cast as some kind of King Richard the Lionhearted figure, whose absence from political life allows for the oppression to thrive and whose return, perhaps as the commissioner of some reform-minded committee, squashes the bad guys and saves the good. Give me a second; I’ve got to flesh out the rest of this script…

But drawing metaphors between the LAPD and one of the more famously corrupt monarchical institutions in English history[1] isn’t that hard to do. Two LAPD cops shot up a suspicious truck believed to contain Dorner. Unfortunately, instead of being a gray Nissan containing a single, muscle-bound black man, the truck that ended up being riddled with bullet holes was a blue Toyota carrying two Asian ladies.

Even handing out copious apologies, disciplinary measures and free replacement trucks won’t cover up such terrible incompetence, which wasn’t only poorly timed, but also appears to be systemic.

Unfortunately for people hoping for transparency or reform or some kind of positive change to occur within the LAPD, Chris Dorner is their challenger. Fortunately for the LAPD, Chris Dorner is their challenger.

Chris Dorner, whose past is decent. Getting fired for standing up to police brutality is perhaps the most honorable way to be dishonorably discharged from the force. He seemed like a good cop who was unfairly removed for challenging authority at an inopportune time.

And then he published the incredibly concerning and frustrating and confusing manifesto of threats and revelations and advice to Tim Tebow.

And then he shot and killed a good handful of people. These victims, ranging from cops to cops’ family, were not at all related to the case he protested or his subsequent firing.

Sure, murderous psychotics are littered throughout history books, and many of them went onto great success. And sure, you could make that utilitarian argument that those few lives lost were justified by the resulting benefit to the many. But, to the disappointment the many Chris Dorner Facebook fan clubs or the group of protesters who gathered near the site of the martyring carrying signs that pleaded for the man’s safe release, this ex-cop is a little to murderous and not enough revolutionary.

He isn’t a hero, and he shouldn’t be made out to be one.

Unfortunately, the other options aren’t all that heroic. And we certainly are desperate for heroes, aren't we?


[1] The aforementioned King John was on watch when his vassals revolted and forced him to sign the Magna Carta, a coup for freedom lovers well before Americans even existed.

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